Yeah, everyone's got one of these. They seem like the thing to do. Anon on. IP off. Blah, blah, blah.

Blah.

Things like concerns and questions go here. Praise can too.

I'm declaring the first SMA meeting a wild success. Taichou, I've left you a stack of peanut butter and sugar cookies on your desk; bet you've found 'em by now. Thanks for the use of the secondary meeting hall.

We gonna keep doing these on Thursdays? Once a month or twice? Feedback, men. It's the name of the game.

Men of the Shinigami:

It's that time again. Our monthly meetings have suffered as of late as we find ourselves busier and busier.

This cannot be allowed to continue.

The next Shinigami Men's Association meeting will be this Thursday, 8 pm, here in the Seventh if Taichou doesn't, you know, disapprove.

Be there. Or don't. Whatever.

Hellmoth to Komamura-taichou
I've some preliminary reports for you, sir. Not sure if I found anything interesting yet or not. Still working, but thought you'd want a progress report.

Hey, Squad Three: your duty roster's not in. Check in, yeah, and get things straightened out.

[Filtered to Friendlies]
So, anyone else able to use their zanpakutou again?

Well...

... That was interesting.

Taichou's asking everyone in the Seventh to check in via their squad leaders. Now.

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Lisa, last I heard, you were in the Living World. Still there?

Ah... anyone out there know anything about plants? I'm killing these poor guys and I don't even know how. Komamura-taichou ain't gonna like it if I manage to kill all his plants again.

Hey... whoever left my glasses and that note on my desk: thanks. Much appreciated. Glad to have my favorite pair of glasses back where they belong.

Things are a little overloaded in the Seventh right now. If I've missed something you need, say somethin'.

[Carefully and deliberately filtered AWAY from all arrancar types. Sorry Nnoitra. No taunting for you. Also, voice-posted.]

Anyone close by wanna come over here and give me a hand? I can't get the damned bottle open. I'll share with whoever gets their ass over here.

Anybody seen a pair of sunglasses out there somewhere? I'm wearing my spares -- one of 'em anyway. Can't find my favorites. That ain't right, guys. Not right at all.

Missing some paperwork, too. Had a stack of stuff from the Fifth Squad. Someone take it off my desk for something?

I'm gonna start thinking we got a thief around here or something. This is crazy.

Hey. If you're gonna turn in reports to me, try and at least make them legible. You know what it's like to stay late simply 'cause you can't read what's written?

Ain't nothing more annoying than that.

( Private//Unhackable )

This is a dull post, made simply to clutter the network.

Please provide useless banter.

Yes, Taichou, this would be me.

Buckling down. Doing my reports. Getting them in early. Showing up early and staying late.

... I'd really like tomorrow afternoon off. I got some things I need to take care of.

Oi. Third Seat and Fifth Seat, your reports were supposed be on my desk yesterday. I don't see 'em here. I don't think I lost any, but taichou's been giving me a little extra. If the reports somehow mysteriously end up in my stuff while I'm away for lunch, I ain't asking questions.

I've been going out by myself the last few nights. Not right, guys. Not right. Know everyone's busy, but you can't be too busy for one night out sometime in the next couple weeks.

I don't want none of you sick people near me. If you've got so much as an itch in your throat, don't bother coming to me with any reports or nothing.

This gets any worse, Taichou, and I'm asking for as many days off as it takes for everyone to get well again. Gonna hide from 'em all if I have to.